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This story is DOA. Obviously the “mystery” increase in deaths are legitimately related to fluffing pillows, shaking duvets, smiling, drinking coffee, drinking beer, drinking tea, drinking cold water, playing soccer, doing anything in the cold, doing anything in the heat, children having strokes, children having heart issues, parent having heart issues because their kids are having heart issues, thinking while eating, thinking while folding queen size sheets, thinking while thinking, sex, sleeping in, not sleeping enough and most importantly, long snarky commentary on substack posts.

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