STOCK TIPS Du Jour: Service Corporation International (SCI), the Largest Publicly Traded FUNERAL SERVICE COMPANY Reported 2x Revenue in Q3 2021 vs Q3 2020

As the data from large insurance companies keeps rolling in confirming that at very least all cause mortality is now up since the introduction of the Death Injections a staggering 3+ sigma increase of 40%, we can now turn our attention to the funeral sector. 

From NASDAQ itself we get the following opening statement without a hint of irony, self awareness, and in utter poor, no, horrifically bad taste: 

“Service Corporation International SCI posted splendid third-quarter 2021 results, with the top and the bottom line beating the Zacks Consensus Estimate. Revenues and earnings increased on a year-over-year basis. Consistent strength in comparable preneed cemetery sales production as well as growth in comparable preneed funeral sales production drove the results.”

“Splendid”! No, seriously, splendid for shareholders no doubt, but not so much for the Death Injected, the locked down, drug addicted, misdiagnosed, undiagnosed, untreated, strung out, and suiciding human beings. 

This entire system is a Parasitic Ponzi in the midst of a massive culling. Follow the fraudulently conjured out of thin air fiat as it now tracks booming mortality as a big business. 

Tips they say are for waitresses, but all you inveterate gamblers, you best bet the house, the farm, and everyone’s lives on these here funeral services tickers which are guaranteed to be increasingly more profitable, and if you don’t have the stomach to “invest” more at front run death, then tough luck sissies! Here’s your big winner list for 2022 and beyond: Cemetery Stocks List. 

If you’d like a more granular breakdown of CSI’s splendidly lovely earnings, here it is: View up, up, and away!

All in splendid D E A T H!

Comply and YOU Die.

(Big hat tip to William F. Supple, Jr., Ph.D.)