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Aliens are already here and are taking control. John Fetterman is one of them but his speech implant isn’t working.

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Absolutely batsh*t crazy nonsense, and I wish I had more confidence that the moronic masses wouldn't fall for something like this hook, line, and sinker. But really what the plebs have shown us in the past 2 years is ya, they really are that f*ing stupid.

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These people are nuts.

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Nov 10, 2022·edited Nov 10, 2022

Some days, like today, I'd prefer it if they just nuked the whole god-damned planet.

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I say we offer them a "great deal" on the life saving vaccines!

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Yep... At the speed of science- indeed

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These agencies are our second problem.

Our biggest problem is the morons who believe and obey them. Now that is abig problem.

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Close Encounters of the Fifth Kind on Prime Video warns about this exact plan. Don't be fooled.

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Nov 10, 2022·edited Nov 10, 2022

Yippee, I've been waiting for the alien invasion holograms for quite a few years now. Unfortunately, I suspect they will be accompanied with some laser destruction of some sort.

Perhaps those 'blue beams' in Calif that seemed to be causing selective fires might have been a test run

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Klaatu barada nikto.

If that doesn't work, try Nanu nanu. After that, you're on your own.

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Already got one in the white house and and another just flew in to be a senator from Pennsylvania.

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Anyone remember Seven of Nine in Star Trek?

Might not be so bad. That lycra body suit...

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Why can't they afford better cameras? Same old shit photos. Best evidence is that the government doesn't care who's in office since the aliens will soon be in charge.

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Knowing my luck, they'll vaporize all the elites and then force us to build pyramids for them.

Le plus ça change, etc.

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When the aliens show up i just hope there is enough panic to make the markets come down a bit. Got my ass handed to me today with all the short ETFs i have. Oy vey.

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I also figured we are going to see exactly what they have been doing since Dolly the sheep 20 years ago, you don't think they stopped there do you?

I'm thinking some sort of failed and dead squidmonkey will be presented, shot down over Little Rock Arkansas, just need more DOD funding & they'll get the rest.

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