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Ok Ok. BUT. Gates is going to meet those aliens and he's going to instantly realize that THEY need VACCINES. Otherwise covid might wipe them out? How does know that they won't die of Monkeypox before scarring us. No. He'll have them QR coded in no time. and the FDA will be minimizing the VAER for aliens database and MSM will be telling them in multiple languages that the injections are Safe and Effective. Probably it will be a good thing. the aliens and the elite in some swang song of mutual admiration. You're so bad. NO YOU"RE SO BAD. you fly! ya but YOU LIE! And then they are all going to want to look like Fauci, Schwab Gates and Yuval. There will be man boobs and all kinds of shortness and terrible english. the Aliens will find yuval so funny. so hiliarious. all his little take over the planet and people and pretend he's God talks. They will want to take Yuval back to their planet. because that's stand up comedy over there. Ah the you think you're GOD comedy. very hilarious. They will be most intrigued by Biden and how his face changed over time. but they will not want to impersonate him incase they fall off their UFOs into a bucket of ice cream or girls hair. I don't know if it will go EXACTLY like that. but Trudeau will have an arrive Alien App. and Mark Rutte will be looking at their tail pipes and possible fiertilizer issues for zero emission targets while Kerry flies his planes round and round spewing CO2 and saying watch the climate you asshole aliens. I'm going to have to put you on the CO2 app tracker! and the aliens will give him a Yippee! cake for all his climate activism. and don't worry Ursula will insist Poland takes them and Rishi will want to make sure they use his identification technology. Macron will hate their yellow vests. The rest of us might just get a break until NBC covers one of the aliens in his underwear breaking INTO the house the wrong way with the glass outside with a hammer. Zuckerberg will be a little upset he didn't think of intruducing aliens into Mehta and Musk will make sure he gets $7 per twitter handle each of them get. but youtube and the WHO will not let them have their own handles. and Zelinski will want the Vogue cover with them. CNN will tell them they are not allowed to talk about the Brazilian election. it was fair and democratic even the aliens could see the protests FROM outerspace which is why they found earth to begin with. and they will go to Pensylvania and wonder if there really is Intelligent life on earth.... I have more but my batter is dying.

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