We were poor growing up. We were so poor we went to KFC to lick other people's fingers. When we had no food, mom would sit us down at the table and read the recipes to us. My little brother was hard of hearing so he damn near starved to death. But we were never so poor we considered eating bugs.
We were poor growing up. We were so poor we went to KFC to lick other people's fingers. When we had no food, mom would sit us down at the table and read the recipes to us. My little brother was hard of hearing so he damn near starved to death. But we were never so poor we considered eating bugs.
Thanks, but I borrowed those jokes from the Moron Brothers, two old hillbilly coots that play music and tell jokes. Their big hit song was, If my nose was running money, I'd blow it all on you.
We were poor growing up. We were so poor we went to KFC to lick other people's fingers. When we had no food, mom would sit us down at the table and read the recipes to us. My little brother was hard of hearing so he damn near starved to death. But we were never so poor we considered eating bugs.
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Thanks, but I borrowed those jokes from the Moron Brothers, two old hillbilly coots that play music and tell jokes. Their big hit song was, If my nose was running money, I'd blow it all on you.
When my dad went to the navy, they called him a hillbilly, so I reckon thatтАЩs why I think itтАЩs funny.
Yeah, I'm a hillbilly at heart. If you've never seen them google the moron brothers if my nose was running money. You might get a kick out of them.
I will.
I second that!