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StyxRF's avatar

Is this satire? I can't even tell anymore.

2nd Smartest Guy in the World's avatar

Difficult to be certain as Fauci furiously scrubs emails and communiqués so quickly that's it's nearly in realtime.

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INGRID C DURDEN's avatar

I think it already is. A friend got a message from her phone co that she could upgrade if she paid up an extra 30 bucks. She did not.

Yehudit's avatar

Yes, I first got this on Babylon Bee email. Just assumed it was magnificent satire. Don't know why 2nd smartest guy has gone rogue on smarts. Additional clue here, is the 5 mile radius addition. For sure satire, albeit in last two years it indeed is often difficult to tell reality from fantasy.

Susan G's avatar

Love your use of magnificent. It is, at all too many instances, true that we have difficulty differentiating fact from fiction.

Jill Rodgers's avatar

Never complied yet and don’t plan on complying anytime.🇺🇸

wendy perzow's avatar

Me neither...we better hope many more of us are on board with this strategy now !

Jill Rodgers's avatar

I feel there are allot more awake now, but those that are still sleeping, will never get it.

INGRID C DURDEN's avatar

most don't say do they ? But I can hear it from their voices. A good friend now speaks normal, before the voice was so strange... and a lot of panic in it too. Another one trying to get back to 'normal' almost begging... but the trust is gone and I don't know how long it will take to get over that mistrust. Not yet, not by far.

JamesDuff's avatar

I am map questing my isolation zone now

I am in a hurry bc every moment counts

Yes I gotta go to that 5 mile radius zone

Shooting to kill anything that could be an asymptomatic carrier including squirrels

Rabbits deer Turkey snakes and I’ll bring

A cooking grill pretending to be camping

In my safety zone ….

Thanks for the notice I’ll return when the threat is gone send a smoke signal bc I am leaving

All gizmos behind.

wendy perzow's avatar

I'm just gonna stay home and turn all my gizmos off...that way I won't have to know or care what the hell is happening out there in the thoroughly bizarro world.

JamesDuff's avatar

That thought has crossed my mind many times lol

It’s oblivion

Or

Engage in insanity

Or

Develop a wicked sense of humor

Or

A Great Faith in God

I’ve done all 4

Trying to keep a balance the absurdity

Is beyond but wait it will get worse

So ie

I am suppose to purchase an electric car

Avg cost only $67,000 dollars

But I’ll be limited bc of electrical

Shortages

Then own nothing like it eat bugs

In my expensive very expensive car

Lose my job bc I won’t get vaxxed

They’ll foreclose on the house

Reclaim my great grandads america

Bc ???

I was too timid to say fuck you guys

Your bs is done raise the heavens

And speak truth to power

There we are it’s We vs they

Time to be our feisty best

And take great care of ourselves

Lol

B Bulluck's avatar

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Thanks for the idea of eating bugs in your electric car!

JamesDuff's avatar

Welcome hoping you paid cash so they don’t reposses your home lol

I saw a picture of 5 West Virginia coal miners pushing a Tesla to get charged

Now tell me does God have a sense of humor or what?

INGRID C DURDEN's avatar

parked on the side of the road because not allowed to reload LOL

JamesDuff's avatar

Cant charge car today in CA

EMPEROR newsome just pulled

The plug

F you CA keep your politics and people

South of our border just saying

Oregonians me never liked CA

come visit spend your money then

Get the F out of here lol

INGRID C DURDEN's avatar

hopefully they don't all charge in OR and leave you without electricity !

INGRID C DURDEN's avatar

james you should put these beautifully arranged comments in a book. They almost read like poetry !

JamesDuff's avatar

Thanks I am I have a bunch I write them

The ones I like I sort to my blog

It’s a good collection

Thanks for the compliment

It helps me process my rage

Writing cleanses the soul

Next word sentence page

When I have a large block of time

That’s exactly what I intend to do

Thanks Ingrid

INGRID C DURDEN's avatar

tried to, but then you also cannot communicate online. One of the bloggers avoided that !

JamesDuff's avatar

Thank you we need more Reverence

Less man

JamesDuff's avatar

Lol they are terrified which leads to panic

They deserve to be very very afraid

When you don’t have God you got nuthin

Time to terrorize the terrorist

Nancy's avatar

LMAO! But then I thought about it and felt like crying, because the libtards would believe this and follow the rules!

Becka Hardman's avatar

It's funny, when I first read this on Dr. Alexander's, I thought seriously?! They are trying to pull the whole scam again but as a new variant. Had to read all the the way through.

Knowing these schemers, they would try and pull it off again as a new pandemic. Sad thing is, the brainwashed would believe it all again. Hook, line and sinker! 💜

INGRID C DURDEN's avatar

omg this is hilarious thanks for the link ! also like the megan markle thing next to it. crying because now the death of the queen takes all the attention !

Dani Richards's avatar

Very few people want this, and I live in a very blue area. Most people I see talk about COVID in the past tense. As in, "during COVID, we....." or, "during the past couple years....." -- it's over.

HopefullyDevoted's avatar

They say it, but they will capitulate to mandates.

gary stuart's avatar

The STEALTH variant is HEALTH!

Mary's avatar

Next we'll be told that our shadows are infectious to us and everyone else in the world.

Connecting The Dots's avatar

We have allowed this, through our willful silence, as decades of cognitive dissonance were sown into our societies (globally).

Do we really think that it was just the last 3 years, that allowed people to declare men can be women, only birthing people can have babies, gender and sex are separate, the truth is what each person says it is, air-conditioning is bigotry, the best person for the job is not the most qualified, children from as early as "from the womb" know if they are trans or not...and now...you will be infected with a virus, won't feel sick, wont test positive for it, but trust them you'll have it...and must be subjected to tyrannical control measures.

We now see the damage done by decades of tolerance, when the seeds of these liberal ideas were being tossed, into the proverbial societal norm fields. It was the process of destroying the truth, logic, reason and wisdom...in order to plant their own radical, ideological versions.

After-all, you have to plow a field under, before you can plant and grow a new crop.

And that's what they did.

How can they get away with it, when so many of us are pointing out the absurdity?

Over those same decades, they trained their acolytes and placed them in seats of control, influence and power...again globally.

They now work in lock step, where tactics like these are concerned. Any opposition is crushed by the bureaucracies they control. Don't want to taker the jab, we'll have osha put you out of business/work.

Want to conduct a right wing protest, we mobilize the DOJ and private companies, to identify, target and jail you. It is no accident, that they sit in key positions.

The other things that happened - the truths and norms that bound us together, as a society and people, were slowly eroded over those same decades. To the point where today, we collectively cannot agree, on one set of guiding principles, as a foundation for a society. And when I say we...I mean us as a society, not pockets of people who happen to hold the same 5 out of 10 beliefs.

Lets pick the low hanging fruit for an example of this...pedophiles.

Throughout modern history, the sexual grooming, use and abuse of children, has been loathed and despised, by virtually everyone (excluding the pedophiles of course). In todays world an alternate and benign label is now being used (by politicians, psychologists, teachers, etc)...Minor attracted person...they have even created a flag for them...to wave and rally around. This is being main streamed, with the next step being normalization. If you're thinking, "that's just a handful of nut bags and loons", the same was said, at the start of the gay rights movement, the same sex marriage movement, the green new deal, drag queen story hour, CRT, and the notion that pre-school and grade school children, have the ability to make physical and mental health decisions, without their parents knowledge.

The next things on the agenda -

- Since children have the ability and intelligence, to determine their own sex, gender and treatment of those things (medication and surgery), they certainly are able to determine who they are in love with. No one (especially parents) should be able to prevent them from being in a loving and sexual relationship with and adult. Remember all those stickers of equal signs, on blue backgrounds..."all love is equal love". It will be used as a rallying cry, for the rights of pedophiles and children, in relationships.

- There will be a push to lower the voting age down into the single digits.

- Of lesser importance, will be the declaration that any one can be pregnant...they won't look or feel pregnant, pregnancy test will show negative and they may never give birth, but they are pregnant and MUST be treated as such...or it will be a denial of truth and science...a hate crime against birthing people.

All, these things and more, have been the plowing under of our collective societies, in preparation for the new ideological crops.

Remember, when societies no longer share a common set of values, they will start to accept any lie as truth and can then be toppled easily.

For those who might be shaking their heads or scoffing, just look back over the last 3 years and consider, what truths have been erased and what were they replaced with.

Those in the past, who scoffed at and ignored the absurdities they saw in their society, are the reason we are here, in the mess we are.

Devon Stavrowsky's avatar

Since it is clear, that if they are saying people need to triple mask and lock down with no symptoms and no positive tests, they are talking through their collective asses, I suggest the best thing they can do now is order themselves a bunch of butt plugs. It won't change their clearly deranged mental status, but at least they won't be spreading their shit.

INGRID C DURDEN's avatar

one of the things the brainwashed do not get. You do not isolate the healthy. You isolate the sick. And not for a cold. For a very bad disease like ebola. That is when you isolate!

Spider25's avatar

I passed the scamdemic test and I’m proudly a pure blood and not a walking talking GMO. I have not or will I ever submit to a convid test. I haven’t even had a sniffle in more than three years. Must the beer and vitamins that keeps the convid away. What a joke the CDC has become. Zero credibility and trust will be given to any government institutions for the rest of my life!

Patricia Murphy's avatar

Surely someone can smell the intense sulphur now........

HopefullyDevoted's avatar

Few of us desire eyes to see... and so, the strong delusion persists

Possum's avatar

Oh, I get it - the “vaccine” adverse events are really this new “stealth” variant they are trying to cover up.

INGRID C DURDEN's avatar

have been for some time now. Search engines block you looking for sudden deaths. More than 800 athletes and sportspeople died, and another 400 or more stopped their sports for heart failures. Thousands of people drop dead or have strokes even on TV. No one finds that strange? News readers, football players, speakers, etc dropping where they stood on TV Did you see that before the jabs? I didn't.