Rigel 7: "Meepzorp Earthlings, we are your friends. Bloop-bloop. Enjoy the vaccines brought to you by our earthly emissary, Commander Gates... we have entrusted him to dispense our scientific potions and elixirs of pure space goodness, which is made from the best stuff on earth and will be included in his food concentrate meal replacements which we call Soylent, we eat it on our home planet -- now that's a real party! It is our gift to humanity, the best stuff on Earth. Bloop-bloop. Porzpeem. Rigel 7 out!"
...."this is the intergalactic transport authority. This message is to advise you of the demolition of your solar system to make way for a new intergalactic highway....."
Well, if so ... we can set up a dinner meeting in about ... 274,589,451 years.
I made that number up as I don't have the time to actually calculate it. I need to get the good china out, plan a good dinner for them, decide who to invite and pick out some good duds. So little time, so much to do. Damn you sub-stack!!!
No, but I heard they have this technology. Also, all the past movies showing aliens as the enemy ( except ET), was for a reason. Not just to sell more movie tickets. They will use this for an excuse to control us more- for OUR protection. And probably start WW3.
I heard they may even try to use holograms to project Jesus coming! That’s just silliness because my God can’t be faked. He won’t like that. 🙈 We need a revival to spread like fire.
"So when you see standing in the holy place ‘the abomination of desolation,’ described by the prophet Daniel (let the reader understand), then those in Judea, let them flee to the mountains; the one on the housetop, do not let him come down to take anything out of his house; and the one in the field, do not let him return back to take his cloak. And woe to those having in womb, and to the ones nursing infants in those days! But pray that your flight might not be in winter, nor on a Sabbath. For then there will be great tribulation, such as has not been from the beginning of the world until now, and never shall be. And unless those days had been shortened, no flesh would have been saved; but because of the elect, those days will be shortened. THEN IF ANYONE SAYS TO YOU, 'BEHOLD, HERE IS THE CHRIST,' OR 'HERE', DO NOT BELIEVE IT. For FALSE Christs and false prophets will arise and will GIVE GREAT SIGNS AND WONDERS, SO AS TO MISLEAD, if possible, even the elect. Behold, I have foretold you. THEREFORE IF THEY SAY TO YOU, 'BEHOLD, HE IS IN THE WILDERNESS,' DO NOT GO FORTH; OR 'BEHOLD, IN THE INNER ROOMS,' DO NOT BELIEVE. For just as the lightning comes forth from the east and shines as far as the west, so will be the coming of the Son of Man. For wherever the carcass may be, there the vultures will be gathered. And immediately after the tribulation of those days: 'The sun will be darkened, and the moon will not give its light, and the stars will fall from the sky, and the powers of the heavens will be shaken.'"
Matthew 24:15-29.
"They" believe that they will control God His Self; and as Jesus said His Self, they will attempt to hold back His return. If they can't do that; and of course; they can't, then they will at LEAST attempt to trick everyone into believing He is coming when He isn't, so that when He doesn't, they will tell us, "See, it's all fake, God's Word isn't true." Liars; all of 'them'.
Scientists have pinpointed the origin of the signal and they credit it to gaseous hydrogen.
The signal is associated with a specific wavelength called the 21-centrimetre line – a.k.a. the "hydrogen line" – which is emitted by neutral hydrogen atoms. Up until now, researchers have only picked up signals on the 21-centimetre line that have come from much closer – and thereby more recently formed – galaxies.
The telescope was able to pick up the distant signal because it was bent by another galaxy located between the signal and the telescope, researchers said. "This effectively results in the magnification of the signal by a factor of 30, allowing the telescope to pick it up," said Nirupam Roy, co-author of the study and an associate professor at the Indian Institute of Science."
Lemme guess... the message was, "COVID vaccines are safe and effective."
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Rigel 7: "Meepzorp Earthlings, we are your friends. Bloop-bloop. Enjoy the vaccines brought to you by our earthly emissary, Commander Gates... we have entrusted him to dispense our scientific potions and elixirs of pure space goodness, which is made from the best stuff on earth and will be included in his food concentrate meal replacements which we call Soylent, we eat it on our home planet -- now that's a real party! It is our gift to humanity, the best stuff on Earth. Bloop-bloop. Porzpeem. Rigel 7 out!"
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"It's a COOKBOOK!!!"
🥂This world summed up in 4 words as we enter the Twilight of civilization, again...
Damn, I hope it doesn't say, "Take me to your leader." Now isn't a good time.
So it was sent 9 billion years ago? They’re probably extinct by now...😁
Extinct? At that age they could still be in Congress
Hahahahaha you win! I nearly passed out, I laughed so hard!
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Haha yes!
Touché😂
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😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 That's a good one! Too bad it's true.
LMAO!!!
Hey-O!
Probably a Pfizer vaccine commercial. Those buggers are everywhere.
Project Blue Beam here we go!
yes, we thought blue would have occurred ten years ago!
That’s what I was thinking...
...."this is the intergalactic transport authority. This message is to advise you of the demolition of your solar system to make way for a new intergalactic highway....."
Anbody check to see if the dolphins are still here?
“A towel is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have.”
“A towel is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have.”
No worries. Just got a text from my kid. He sent the signal.
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Well, if so ... we can set up a dinner meeting in about ... 274,589,451 years.
I made that number up as I don't have the time to actually calculate it. I need to get the good china out, plan a good dinner for them, decide who to invite and pick out some good duds. So little time, so much to do. Damn you sub-stack!!!
They were just trying to reach Customer Service. They’ve been on hold all this time.
I heard a rumor, in the year 2025 there is going to be a galactic battle and spaceships are going to bomb the Earth.
But really they're DoD holograms with boring old ordinary bombers dropping the bombs. Part of a giant ruse.
Anyone else heard this rumor?
No, but I heard they have this technology. Also, all the past movies showing aliens as the enemy ( except ET), was for a reason. Not just to sell more movie tickets. They will use this for an excuse to control us more- for OUR protection. And probably start WW3.
I heard they may even try to use holograms to project Jesus coming! That’s just silliness because my God can’t be faked. He won’t like that. 🙈 We need a revival to spread like fire.
The aliens weren't enemies to us in "District 9." We treated them badly. All they needed was help.
"So when you see standing in the holy place ‘the abomination of desolation,’ described by the prophet Daniel (let the reader understand), then those in Judea, let them flee to the mountains; the one on the housetop, do not let him come down to take anything out of his house; and the one in the field, do not let him return back to take his cloak. And woe to those having in womb, and to the ones nursing infants in those days! But pray that your flight might not be in winter, nor on a Sabbath. For then there will be great tribulation, such as has not been from the beginning of the world until now, and never shall be. And unless those days had been shortened, no flesh would have been saved; but because of the elect, those days will be shortened. THEN IF ANYONE SAYS TO YOU, 'BEHOLD, HERE IS THE CHRIST,' OR 'HERE', DO NOT BELIEVE IT. For FALSE Christs and false prophets will arise and will GIVE GREAT SIGNS AND WONDERS, SO AS TO MISLEAD, if possible, even the elect. Behold, I have foretold you. THEREFORE IF THEY SAY TO YOU, 'BEHOLD, HE IS IN THE WILDERNESS,' DO NOT GO FORTH; OR 'BEHOLD, IN THE INNER ROOMS,' DO NOT BELIEVE. For just as the lightning comes forth from the east and shines as far as the west, so will be the coming of the Son of Man. For wherever the carcass may be, there the vultures will be gathered. And immediately after the tribulation of those days: 'The sun will be darkened, and the moon will not give its light, and the stars will fall from the sky, and the powers of the heavens will be shaken.'"
Matthew 24:15-29.
"They" believe that they will control God His Self; and as Jesus said His Self, they will attempt to hold back His return. If they can't do that; and of course; they can't, then they will at LEAST attempt to trick everyone into believing He is coming when He isn't, so that when He doesn't, they will tell us, "See, it's all fake, God's Word isn't true." Liars; all of 'them'.
Could they spend a little more effort in capturing the massive signals from VAERS? I mean, it's not even 9 billion light years away.
You win.
Well?????
Is someone going to answer that???
We already did. We just showed them the middle finger...
And it’s not even April first
These comments are hilarious!!
I'm sure they come in peace
Essentially it was a cosmic fart....seriously.😐😁
Scientists have pinpointed the origin of the signal and they credit it to gaseous hydrogen.
The signal is associated with a specific wavelength called the 21-centrimetre line – a.k.a. the "hydrogen line" – which is emitted by neutral hydrogen atoms. Up until now, researchers have only picked up signals on the 21-centimetre line that have come from much closer – and thereby more recently formed – galaxies.
The telescope was able to pick up the distant signal because it was bent by another galaxy located between the signal and the telescope, researchers said. "This effectively results in the magnification of the signal by a factor of 30, allowing the telescope to pick it up," said Nirupam Roy, co-author of the study and an associate professor at the Indian Institute of Science."
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Sounds like an attempt to get some increased funding and notoriety.
😁you may be right, perhaps sometimes the old tricks are the best. 😉
the message was, 'warning, crazed planet, detour.'