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Lemme guess... the message was, "COVID vaccines are safe and effective."

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Damn, I hope it doesn't say, "Take me to your leader." Now isn't a good time.

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So it was sent 9 billion years ago? They’re probably extinct by now...😁

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Jan 27, 2023·edited Jan 27, 2023

Probably a Pfizer vaccine commercial. Those buggers are everywhere.

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Project Blue Beam here we go!

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...."this is the intergalactic transport authority. This message is to advise you of the demolition of your solar system to make way for a new intergalactic highway....."

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No worries. Just got a text from my kid. He sent the signal.

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Jan 27, 2023·edited Jan 27, 2023

Well, if so ... we can set up a dinner meeting in about ... 274,589,451 years.

I made that number up as I don't have the time to actually calculate it. I need to get the good china out, plan a good dinner for them, decide who to invite and pick out some good duds. So little time, so much to do. Damn you sub-stack!!!

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They were just trying to reach Customer Service. They’ve been on hold all this time.

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I heard a rumor, in the year 2025 there is going to be a galactic battle and spaceships are going to bomb the Earth.

But really they're DoD holograms with boring old ordinary bombers dropping the bombs. Part of a giant ruse.

Anyone else heard this rumor?

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Could they spend a little more effort in capturing the massive signals from VAERS? I mean, it's not even 9 billion light years away.

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Well?????

Is someone going to answer that???

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And it’s not even April first

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These comments are hilarious!!

I'm sure they come in peace

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Essentially it was a cosmic fart....seriously.😐😁

Scientists have pinpointed the origin of the signal and they credit it to gaseous hydrogen.

The signal is associated with a specific wavelength called the 21-centrimetre line – a.k.a. the "hydrogen line" – which is emitted by neutral hydrogen atoms. Up until now, researchers have only picked up signals on the 21-centimetre line that have come from much closer – and thereby more recently formed – galaxies.

The telescope was able to pick up the distant signal because it was bent by another galaxy located between the signal and the telescope, researchers said. "This effectively results in the magnification of the signal by a factor of 30, allowing the telescope to pick it up," said Nirupam Roy, co-author of the study and an associate professor at the Indian Institute of Science."

😂🤣😂🤣😂

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the message was, 'warning, crazed planet, detour.'

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