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Kimjy's avatar

They already have air tight explanstions- drugs, violence, suicide, long covid, missed checkups, fake news, racism, Trump, Putin, heat attack due to missed breakfast, genetics, name it. One thing for sure it cannot possibly be : πŸ’‰

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Unacceptable DebMG's avatar

And, of course, the ever-present threat: climate change induced heart attacks πŸ€ͺ

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Kimjy's avatar

Yeah of course, the big one climate change (a pandemic in its own right ... brace for new climate lockdowns, mandates to wear hazmat suits & respirators 24-7, giant sun blockers and CO2 extractors, electric car mandates, carbon credit rationing app on our phones or microchips under the skin, and naturally, must eat bugs not beef).

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Ask Aunt Sally's avatar

And the Marburg virus. Let's not forget that.

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