The Mysterious Mystifying Deaths Of The Most Elite Humans On The Planet Continues

108 FIFA players and coaches dead in last 6 months, and we can assume there is underreporting of the damage to those that have not yet died:

A visual of how this goes down:

Rasta Redpill @RastaRedpill

There goes another one 👀

Culprits being strongly considered may be high fructose corn syrup, coincidences, extraterrestrials, 420ppm CO2, etc.

EDIT: Perhaps the ex-Premier League star Matt Le Tissier may also be confounded as to the possible causes, as he tweeted: “How many more more sports people need to collapse on the pitch before an investigation takes place,”

Matt Le Tissier🌸 @mattletiss7

How many more more sports people need to collapse on the pitch before an investigation takes place 🤷🏼‍♂️

Or maybe this report by Dr. Yaffa Shir-Raz: there has been a “5-fold increase in sudden cardiac deaths of FIFA players in 2021.”

5-fold increase in sudden cardiac deaths of FIFA players in 2021

Yeah, we definitely need more “data”.