The Mysterious Mystifying Deaths Of The Most Elite Humans On The Planet Continues
108 FIFA players and coaches dead in last 6 months, and we can assume there is underreporting of the damage to those that have not yet died:
A visual of how this goes down:
Culprits being strongly considered may be high fructose corn syrup, coincidences, extraterrestrials, 420ppm CO2, etc.
EDIT: Perhaps the ex-Premier League star Matt Le Tissier may also be confounded as to the possible causes, as he tweeted: “How many more more sports people need to collapse on the pitch before an investigation takes place,”
How many more more sports people need to collapse on the pitch before an investigation takes place 🤷🏼♂️
Or maybe this report by Dr. Yaffa Shir-Raz: there has been a “5-fold increase in sudden cardiac deaths of FIFA players in 2021.”
Yeah, we definitely need more “data”.
Def global warming
Only 5X? Try 60