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R3000's avatar

They picked a spaz puppet with a b-cup

Blair's avatar

Dude has some man boobs. Almost as big as Billy Gates. 🤣🤡

Tim's avatar

You'd think a billionaire like Shlomo Gates could at least have his cup sized reduced.

baboon's avatar

There is no way that guy is a vegan. I know vegans, they look like rakes.

Hillary Han's avatar

Eats too much, especially processed carbs and vegetable oils. Eats too fast. And eats too often--insulin resistance, no exercise and no balls.

David V's avatar

Very low testosterone ’man’

charles's avatar

You seen his girlfriend Caroline Ellison? If he can get it up around her he qualifies as a superstud in my book.

David V's avatar

Lmao, just saw a pic of her. You’re spot on. Apparently she’s a Harry Potter aficionado. We live in clown world.

David V's avatar

Like his billions, Caro is probably gone by now...

charles's avatar

Nope, they're connected in graft. They'll stick together.

Per Jeff Childers: "The current head of Biden’s SEC is Gary Gensler. Gensler used to work for Glenn Ellison at MIT. Glenn Ellison is Caroline Ellison’s dad."

Plus there's purportedly a video where she implicates herself in the FTX shenanigans.

And you can be damn sure that the billion or so that was "hacked" is going to find it's way back to them.

darkesthour's avatar

off to find another blind billionaire no doubt🤭

pandelis's avatar

marketing thing ... he has lied about everything else by stealing billions, why would you expect him to tell the truth about that?

baboon's avatar

I can't argue with that. 😂

charles's avatar

The only thing better than a fat ass calling himself a vegetarian is a fat ass calling himself a vegan.

baboon's avatar

Vegetarians are some of the fattest people I know.

charles's avatar

Every fat vegetarian I have met turns out to be a donutarian.

aj's avatar

too many soy estrogens. He looks exactly like the soy boys around Portland. Sounds like them too, his voice hasn't changed. He looks pregnant. Big belly and boobs.

baboon's avatar

Good point, too much soy could do that.

🤡🌎's avatar

Damn. Ye is 100% right

Tim's avatar

He could easily be a child of Bill Gates, he has inherited the tits.

BlackThunder's avatar

I wouldn't trust that man-boob muppet to feed my dogs, let alone handle my crypto.

darkesthour's avatar

at this point that's crystal clear, but until few days ago it was greed at the steering wheel and consequences could go fuck themselves...

Tim's avatar

So first I donated to the Israeli Defence Force to help them ethnically cleanse those horrible Palestinans.

Then I donated to Bill Gates vaccine charity to help millions of more people injected with the genocide jab, I mean vaccine.

Then I donated to the ADL to help them silence any critics of the weakest most vulnerable people on Earth.

Then I donated to the Holocaust museum because you can't put a price on propaganda.

Then i donated to some transgender charities because mutilating children in a sexual manner just makes me so hard.

Robert K's avatar

Made, owned and managed by the Cult, exactly the same way as the schmacks: Musk, Brin, Zuckerberg, Harari...

You think they really are so exceptionally smart and creative to break through with with all “their” ideas? Think again...

The Cultured Insubordinate's avatar

Looks exactly like some kind of sketch comedy fake commercial. He’s a paid actor, not a billionaire. What a cuck puppet.

Spider25's avatar

This clown was a bigger donor to the democrats than the right hand of Satan Soros!

PBinAB's avatar

Does anyone actually believe that this guy "decides" how and where to send/spend the pilfered investments.

ElZorroPlateado's avatar

Something about giving money to a guy with man boobs just seems dumb

Spider25's avatar

And Brady and Giselle gave this dope 100s of millions! LMAO!!!

2nd Smartest Guy in the World's avatar

an athlete and a model did not do their due diligence.